when its broken you say theres nothing to fix

why sleep when you can stalk band members until 4 am?

Try to enjoy my face.
spiritdick:

I want to know why

spiritdick:

I want to know why

(Source: ahlistoquevillero, via officialwhitegirls)

Tell people there’s an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you;

Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to make sure.

—   George Carlin (via damn-peasants)

(via larryfeelings)

raddesthood:

5sos have really fucked up man they have repeatedly said they are gonna be naked at the vma’s literally all the world knows there is no way out of this they have no choice but to go naked sorry i don’t make the rules

(via criesbc1d)

5secondsofunsocialteen:

Liz Hemmings spam bc she’s an actual God ok

(via betterthanmodest)

plaidmikey:

[goes to pet store] hi yes I was wondering if u sell kittens, the type I’m looking for is called michael clifford

(via betterthanmodest)

irwxnsbae:

Those sluts that never cover their cleavage

irwxnsbae:

Those sluts that never cover their cleavage

(via slayhood)

folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

(via hi)


x

nagayki:

have you ever shipped something so hard that you started crying

(via zaynsbro)